Holy frelling Valen on a pogo stick.
I’m out buying some dinner right now wearing basketball shorts, and the cashier behind the counter isn’t even trying to hide the fact that she staring at my dick.
Now I know how women feel.
Meanwhile, Larry actor Jason Biggs and George “Pornstache” Mendez actor Pablo Schrieber will not appear in Season 3.
aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall
*works hella hard so I’m far from broke*
*tells EVERYONE I’m broke*